Uterine Biopsy

I DID IT!  :)  One step closer.

Can I just say that I am sooooo relieved?  I am...I am sooooo relieved. sigh.

I would also like to say that I love my nurse, Joan.  She is my RN at the fertility office.  I love her.  I mean, I really think I do.  I've determined that my favorite type of people are the ones that make me laugh so hard one minute, and then can hug me when I need it the next.  She is one of those people.  We literally laugh hysterically sometimes.  We have a lot of vagina jokes...and in the next minute, she is telling me she is going to be another grandma to my future children.  I love her.

When I went in today she explained everything to me.  She also helped me make fun of David and his fear of needles. :)  Then she asked me about my shots and how they had gone.  I told her I hated her because she made me do it.  I asked her how she knows the needle makes it to my muscle, to which she responded:

Joan: I know it makes it because the needle is an inch and a half.
Me:  Ya, but it has to go through a LOT of fat.  Are you sure it makes it?
Joan:  GIRL...you don't know what a fat butt looks like.  We're talking WIDE LOAD...inches of fat...that's when I worry...when you gotta back that wide load up...that's when I wonder if the needle will make it.  You're good.
Me & David: (laughing hysterially)
Joan:  I'll let you know if you make it there.

It was even funnier in person.

So, next I am lying on the bed, spread eagle, and we are making vagina jokes.  I am now laughing hysterically.  I am crying, I am laughing so hard.  So, hard that I have to ask her if it's making her job hard.  I don't really know what she is doing down there, but I am laughing, and so is she.  And then out of nowhere, she tells me I am gonna hate her for a second.  I tell David to move closer so he is in punching range.  She then says "get a sperm sample before you kill him, we don't have any in the freezer!"  AND THEN....INTENSE PAIN...for like 60 seconds.  I said Holy S***, and then dropped the F bomb 5 times.  Although, I drew out the last f bomb quite a bit.  Sounds like quite a bit of cussing, but it was warranted.  And if you know me, 6 bad words isn't too bad for me. :)

Then they showed me what they ripped from my uterus...my uterine lining.  It was so gross.

Then I just had relax for like 10 minutes until the cramping subsided...and I was good to go.

Now we wait...we wait for the results...fingers crossed for good news...